Lets find this guy and give him things
Whalley: oh hey
want to hear a story this guy toby i know put on facebook?
Whalley: "So anyway I was riding on the old Ipswich Train Line sitting quietly with my headphones in, taking up a four seater and generally minding my own business. The carriage was quite sparsely populated being early afternoon, but amongst the passengers was a black man. Certainly not unusual (I was on the south side) but the following events were rather very odd. A white woman, about 30, got on at a later stop and sat behind the black guy. Pretty much instantly she started ripping into him asking him whether he could fornicate with himself, suggesting that he should 'go back to the jungle' and all in all doing a very good impression of Derek Vinyard. Well the poor guy's just sitting there staring straight ahead and copping it and I was quite literally about to get up and say something, when the ticket inspector jaunted into the carriage and began checking tickets. Well the woman stops shouting, thank god, while she produces her ticket and suddenly the black guy turns to face her, takes her ticket, eats it and then carries on staring ahead. Well as you can imagine the woman loses her shit completely and then when the inspector comes to her she trys explaining that her ticket had been eaten by 'that nigger'. Needless to say she was kicked off for being a mental, rascist without a valid ticket."
Ccake: omg whalley
OH MY GOD
that is the greatest thing
Whalley: i want to find this guy
and just give him the biggest hug
and high five
and then drink a beer with him and get him to tell the story in his own words
Relax Like A Pro: 5 Steps to Hacking Your Sleep →
Zombies would most likely wipe out humanity if... →
atoms:suzywire: (via thelighthouseisanaccident)
SUCK MY BEARD, BITCH!– me, pretending to be devo
Driving along.... when suddenly:
Ccake: UGH I hate that pothole
Devo: I Love it! I stick my willy in it!
Girlfriend doesn’t realise her boyfriend is overseas for two weeks
CCake: I had this neat dream last night. I was on fire, in that human torch kinda way and I kept hugging people I hated and they would burn to death
Azazel: DEATH HUGS!
CCake: I like the idea of using hugs to render things that upset me harmless
CCake: Maybe... deep down..... I'm a carebear
CCake: a homicidal one
Alan Davies: what would you like your superpower to be?
Stephen Fry: invisibility. What would yours be?
Alan Davies: To have absolutely no body odour
Your name change request has been rejected by our...
Whalley: i want to change my name to Trips Mackenzie
CCake: Why not change it to Skip Lightningface?
Whalley: FRANKIE JAMPOLOYA
CCake: Greg Pumpknuckles
Whalley: PENIS DONGINGTON
CCake: SPACE WHALLEY
Whalley: oh my god
Whalley: i am changing my name to that on facebook right now
CCake: I think this has been an important decision for both of us
Whalley: Heather, i have your new favourite band on the phone, please hold
Whalley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw i'd like you to listen to this and NOT say "this is just the postal service only one guy and it's not ben gibbard and yet i feel super super happy about it instead of somewhat melancholy"
CCake: that sounds like the kind of music I need!
CCake: holy crap
Whalley: isn't it amazing
Whalley: i think Maybe I'm Dreaming is the sliiiightly better album, but Ocean Eyes has Fireflies and Hello Seattle. Which are his two best songs
Whalley: although the track West Coast Friendship off Maybe I'm Dreaming is just a hug in song form
Whalley: a big dumb grin hug
CCake: I love the way you describe music to me
discussion of our zombie apocalypse survival plans...
nhac: ..that's assuming I'm at home when it happens. Then it's just a matter of getting one of my swords and heading for supplies. Depending on zombie population, that could either be by car or self-powered. If they're fast - definitely car. My car is low enough to scoop most of them straight over as I drive. Then it's also important to take a Jo (staff) as you'll need a ranged melee weapon. If they're slow, then it doesn't really matter as you can kill them pretty easily, but either way if it's viral then it's probably blood-based so you'll need to wrap your face with glad-wrap to avoid infection through blood spray.
No-one: *ten seconds of silence*
Whalley: "One of" your swords..? When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm coming to pick you up ok?
How to Behave: New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans →
Saturday Playlist →
This playlist got me through a very painful Saturday morning. Let me know if the link doesn’t work.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-2) →
The Mountain Goats (36) Tegan and Sara (13) That 1 Guy (11) The Temper Trap (11) Daft Punk (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz