hatemonk asked: that flickchart site is pretty neat, I add you as a friend, yes?
Band Name Ideas From Charlie Sheen's Rant
clembastow: Rhymes With Winning Gnarlyisms Bible Grippers Vanity Card Ugly Wives F18 Bro Battle-Tested Bayonets Terrestrial Descriptions Loser Lives Vatican Assassins (via Lorcan Mulligan) Bolded my favourites
Judas McBeth: I'll give you meaningless!
Carrot Cake: You sure do!
Judas McBeth: Touce
Conventional spelling is for conventional people
Carrot Cake: this is why I like you
this is a list of possible side effects of the medication I just started. It should settle down within the next week after my body adjusts but we will just have to wait and see how that goes. I’ve put a tick next to everyone I’ve been experiencing. and I’d just like to say FUCKING HELL drowsiness √ insomnia √ nausea √ weight changes frequent urination √ decreased sex...
30 Day Challenge, Here We Go - Day 24
Okay lets get the rest of these questions done. Now that it’s taken me nearly double the allotted time. Day 24 - Your favourite movie and what it’s about This is actually quite a tough one for me. For a very long time I have listed “The City of Lost Children” or “the Princess Bride” as my favourite. I go back to watch them often. However as time goes on,...
female things to say
Carrot: I can't stop yawning though, it's redic
Carrot: Fuck this I'm going to spotlight
chhopsky: there it goes heather
chhopsky: femalest thing you'll ever say
oldtobegin: means affirming everyone’s right to do whatever it is that gets them off, as long as those things are done among consenting adults. it does not mean policing other people’s sexual expression because you think the acts are icky or because they violate one of your personal taboos. fellow feminists: check yourself.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (70) Robyn (33) These New Puritans (27) The Hives (23) Arcade Fire (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I went to a dinner party last night specifically to meet some cats. I will be housesitting there in about a month and will get to play with 4 kitties ALL DAY LONG. (heaven)
re: Firework lip dub
Carrot Cake: Pete
I am ashamed
Carrot Cake: of how much I love this: http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/3369973889/lip-dub-of-the-day-youtube-trends-says-this-lip
Pete: Damn I hate that song, but damn I'm liking this clip.
Carrot Cake: I KNOW
Pete: I have to say, I really appreciate this "buff dudes being silly to camera so people can watch their buffness" trend
I hope it stays.
This clip = What is gay anymore?
Carrot Cake: pretty pretty much
I love the little awkward moment at the end too
IM WATCHING IT AGAIN
WHY WASN'T IT TO A DIFFERENT SONG
Carrot Cake: because peter, they have a spark in them
And now my mouth feels like a family of burps didn’t make it– Unfiltered
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
Lady Gaga (21) Evelyn Evelyn (17) The Mountain Goats (3) El Guincho (2) The Shins (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
12 Little Things Every Guy Wants In Bed
Devo: as a man i want to know why i've never been polled by cosmopolitan about my secret burning sex desire cravings etc
Carrot Cake: you just dont think you have
thats how I make some extra cash
YOU'VE BEEN PASSING ALONG MY 69 SECRET SEX FANTASIES?
Carrot Cake: yup
and "ways to be touched naked"
Devo: haha if i was ever asked i would contribute all kinds of crazy tips
"lightly tap his balls with a hammer"
"rub tabasco sauce into his earlobes"
Carrot Cake: oh dude
some of the advice is actually THAT BAD
Devo: haha yeah
"insert a jellybaby into his urethra! he'll go wild!"
Carrot Cake: I have read way too many times to count "lightly graze the head of the penis with your teeth"
Devo: haha yeah that's a baaaad idea
Carrot Cake: and give him a suprise, stick your finger up his butt as he's cumming
Devo: haha some guys definitely like that, but that's not a great thing to spring on someone by surprise
Carrot Cake: nooo nono not by suprise
Devo: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
"the sex article we can't describe here" hahaha
Carrot Cake: Dont Do Me Like That just came on the playlist
you'd better watch your step, or your gonna get HUYRT yourself
DONT DO ME LIKE THAT
DONT DO ME LIKE THAT
well I love you baby NO NO NO
Devo: wow kinky
Carrot Cake: I have a whole new perspective on that song.
A cosmo induced scenario
Devo: it'd be interesting if cosmo finally got tired of publishing articles about lightly grazing his balls and tying him up, and started publishing legit kinky stuff. the reaction would probably be horror
Carrot Cake: like how to use a strap on?
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern...– Catch-22 by Joseph Heller (via phocks) This is still probably my favourite book. I’m not sure what that says about me