I MAY BE AN ANNOYING LAY BUT I AM NOT AN ANNOYING LAYOUT– Devo
Me: Hello *company name*
Brother: I'm really sorry but I'm just too sick to make it into work today
Me: aww oh no! Wha..
Brother: too sick of not WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
Brother: I'm going to be 6 or 7 hours late to work, is that okay?
Me: Just watch it after work!
Brother: I think I'm going to have to quit my job. *screams continuously for 60 seconds and hangs up*